Movies.

Let's start things off with two upcoming movies.

The first one is something I know I will love more than God Himself (if he were real...):



Now, I will be in San Diego for the Comic Con when this movie is released. Which means I will be seeing it in a theater packed with like minded obsessives. THEN, the next morning should be the annual Simpsons panel at the convention itself. My plan? Go to the panel with a shotgun in my mouth, ask staff members on the panel if they are planning a sequel. If they say "No" I will blow my brains out right there. I don't see a reason to live after this movie is released.

Now, here is a trailer for something I hate so much it actually makes me cry:



If you're wondering why I hate this so much all you need to do is read the book.

I am well aware that Fox will most likely pull this Simpsons trailer, and whatever nightmare abomination released Will Smith's Omega Man will pull that from YouTube as well.


Coming soon...talk about the new Fourth World Omnibus Vol. One.